Distressed Rotten Dad Hat

This ain’t your weekend golf cap. This distressed dad hat looks like it’s survived a few bad decisions — sun-faded, scuffed up, and stitched in blood-red regret. The red embroidery hits different, like a warning label you forgot to read.

Lightweight, low-profile, and already worn like you’ve had it since your last breakdown. Whether you're ghosting responsibilities or just hiding the aftermath, this hat’s got your head covered — barely.

Throw it on. Black out. Repeat.

*Each one is made just for you when you order. No warehouses, No waste. Just raw, on-demand gear for the ones who don't follow the pack. Thanks for keeping it thoughtful- and Rotten.*